Nigerian email scam

Zachary received a variation on the classic Nigerian email scam: 

Dear Tueller,I Ubong Nwalozie, a lawyer and legal adviser.I make this offer to you the death of Mr.Stevenson Tueller,who was my late client,he left a huge amount of money ($5.2million) in the bank before he die. i try to find his relatives,I decided to contact you, Reply for more information on this transaction. Barrister Ubong Nwalozie.

He forwarded it to me with the reply:

1: Who is "Mr. Stevenson Tueller", 2: Who the crap is this "ubong ubongnwalozie" guy, 3: If he's real ( probably not ), why does he use so sucky Grammar?( Answer this last question if you can name a living person named "Ubong Nwalozie")

P.S. If "Mr. Stevenson Tueller" is you, you're not dead

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Then he replied to Ubong:

If this is real, send me a real E-mail that is written as neatly as a letter.

Odd Confusion, 

Confused

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We still need to teach him not to reply, but loved the response.