Paygeisms

Jillian stopped for pedestrian. Payge asks "why did you stop?"

"There is a person in the road" replies Jillian.

"So."

"So I do not want to hit them."

"Why not?"

Then today, in the grocery store, she sees an octogenarian and says loudly "she looks like she is getting close to dying." Granted, my grandmother recently passed away and she is still coming to terms on what is appropriate discourse in which settings.