Good Egg

Now that I have stopped laughing (and I'm up off the floor...) I can post this conversation.
Setting: The kids were practicing brushing their teeth by brushing eggs that had been colored (the color comes off with toothpaste & just the right amount of pressure...the pressure that should be used on our teeth! Hence, the practice.) Anyhow, C dropped hers, and the following conversation ensued:

C: Whoops! Oh, the egg did a good job.
Z: Did it break?
C: No, it just cracked all over itself.

That egg was probably pretty scared...scared enough to "crack all over itself!"